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J. Timothy Quirk is a writer, broadcaster and cartoonist. Since March 2018, Quirk has written, created and produced an audio theater radio program called Nutmeg Junction. Nutmeg Junction currently (as of this update) airs in 14states and online on 27 stations. Quirk also produces an interview radio program called Nutmeg Chatter.

Episode 2.32: FOUR STORIES!

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Four stories from Nutmeg Junction, the first three were recorded live during a production of “Nerd Talk” on Citizens TV.  Stories include Dracula and the Dentist, “No Offense”, Tales of Intrigue: Trick or Treason and The Choice
Dracula and the Dentist: Featuring: Michael Illian, Rich Cyr, Catarina Quinonez and Kurt Boucher
No Offense: featuring Rich Cyr, Jason Kulas, Jerry Crystal and Kurt Boucher
Tales of Intrigue: Trick or Treason: featuring Phil Hall, Kurt Boucher, Jerry Crystal, Catarina Quinonez, Lana Peck and Michael Illian
The Choice: featuring J. Timothy Quirk and Laurel Briggs

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Show Notes:

Nutmeg Junction had a wonderful opportunity to visit and perform on Nerd Talk, a cable program hosted by Kurt Boucher, Michael Illian, Catarina Quinonez, Lana Peck and Rich Cyr.  We were given a full hour and I wrote some scripts specifically for the show and there were some scripts that would be perfect for the show that we had just recently performed.

The first sketch Dracula and the Dentist I wrote almost immediately after knowing we would be on Nerd Talk and would feature Rich Cyr, Michael Illian and Catarina Quinonez. What I enjoyed about the concept was that normally a sketch like that would make Dracula the big comedy figure, the unusual element in a regular otherwise mundane situation but it made be laugh to flip the script and have Dracula essentially act as the straight-man in the bit.

Now in the live show we  performed “Toy Feasors” but we had recently performed that on the Tort Law Episode which is only 2 episodes ago so I’ll save sharing the recording of the live performance for a later episode.

So the second story in this episode is actually “No Offense”.  We had just recorded it in studio but there was a wonderful energy in this live rendition of it so I chose to share the recording of the live performance of No Offense here. The script evolved. I knew I wanted Rich Cyr to reprise his role of Edgar Allan Poe  (last year we had a Serendip-History story with Poe meeting Washington Irving-as far as we know they never met in person but they did correspond in writing) and I knew we could do something with The Raven again.   The editor of Grahams Magazine was indeed a man by the name of George Rex Graham and there was an actor in that time period named Stuart Robson. Grahams Magazine did initially employ Poe, and did publish Murders in the Rue Morgue and did hire a replacement for Poe named Rufus Griswold who hated Poe and who did not publish The Raven so all of that is somewhat accurate (of course our take on the subject is completely fictional).

In the live show we did the Robin Hood sketch which was perfect for a large ensemble cast but again, we just aired the studio version of that story recently, in fact it was last episode, so I’ll save that live edition for a later episode.

So our third story was Tales of Intrigue. Phil Hall and Kurt Boucher are Rutledge and Haldemann: they represent the thin grey line separating society from anarchy while wearing pressed grey suits and shined shoes but using the clever disguise of bandannas to infiltrate an unusual world, in this case, the world of Trick or Treaters.

The final story from the live show was a Professor A unique sci-fi story written specifically for that broadcast and I love the story but I’m saving that for next week when we air two Professor A stories, the studio recording of the Simulacrum and the live Nerd Talk recording of “The Time’s Arrow Trap”.

So given the time on the episode I wanted to share a very short story called The Choice featuring myself as a Bogart type character and Laurel Briggs as a Mary Astor type character.

Please enjoy!

CREDITS

Nutmeg Junction Episode 232: Four Stories was written, created and produced by J. Timothy Quirk.  Three stories were recorded at Citizen TV in Hamden, CT. The Choice was produced at WAPJ Torrington Community Radio

Dracula and the Dentist:

Doctor Glauc:  Rich Cyr

Dracula:   Michael Illian

Dorothy Gall:     Catarina Quinonez

Frank N. Stein :    Kurt Boucher

“No Offense”

Edgar Allan Poe:  Rich Cyr

George Red Graham:  Jerry Crystal

Stuart Robson:    Jason Kulas

Albert:    Kurt Boucher

Tales of Intrigue: Trick or Treason

Rutledge:  Phil Hall

Haldemann: Kurt Boucher

Home Owner: Catarina Quinonez

Kids: Lana Peck and Michael Illian

Chief: Jerry Crystal

And The Choice

Bogart: J. Timothy Quirk

Astor: Laurel Briggs

We hope you enjoyed your visit to Nutmeg Junction and may all your journeys bring you back to a happy home

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Episode 231: Three Short Stories!

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In episode 231 which is the thirty first episode of our second season, we have three station stops on our Trolley ride of imagination.

The first station is a visit to Sherwood Forest where a hooded figure approaches a not so merry band in “Robin Hood and the Team of Occasionally Amused but Often Contemplative Persons”

In the our second station we visit the land of Oz where the Wicked Witch of the west is looking for something of change…will she succeed? Keep listening to find out in “The Happy Hairdresser of Oz”

And finally,  we find super spy Berke has been caught by the fiendish Blowhard who wishes to introduce Berke to the team that beat him in “The I in Team!

 

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CREDITS

Nutmeg Junction was written created and produced by J. TImothy Quirk and recorded at WAPJ Torrington Community Radio.

Nutmeg Junction Episode 231 starred

Kurt Boucher

Jerry Crystal

Rich Cyr

John Fabiani

Deborah Goodman

Jandi Hanna

Jason Kulas

AJ Lin

Kristin Moresi

Tiffy Mckay

Lana Peck

David Robbins

David Robinson

Jack Sheedy

Kayla Soule

Olivia Wadsworth

Amanda Yount

Some music provided by youtube royalty free attribution free music and we thank them for that.

We hope you enjoyed your visit to Nutmeg Junction and my all your journeys bring you back to a happy home.

Episode 230: Tort Law Day

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In the 30th episode of season 2 of Nutmeg Junction we celebrate “Tort Law Day”. Tort Law Day is the idea of the American Museum of Tort Law which was founded by Ralph Nader and located in Winsted, Connecticut.

The episode has a Packa-Dermy-Poo mystery squad story starring the squad of Lana Peck, Kurt Boucher, Rich Cyr, Olivia Wadsworth and Packa Dermy Poo as himself and featuring Jerry Crystal, Deborah Goodman, Kristin Moresi, Jack Sheedy and Darcy Abbott.
Then we enjoy a song by Lil’ Tweed called Talking Tort Law Boogie.
Our short story was “Toy-Feasors” about an unscrupulous toy company featuring Jandi Hanna, Kurt Boucher, AJ Lin, Darcy Abbott and Jerry Crystal.
We close out the episode with a fun song previously aired called “Mister Tort Law’ with Kurt Boucher and Lana Peck.
LISTEN HERE
October 5th is Tort Law Day at the American Museum of Tort Law. there will be VIP speakers and the event will have the keynote by Senator Sheldon Whitehouse (RI)
The direct link to the Talkin’ Tort Law Boogie can be found HERE!

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Lil Tweed is a singer/songwriter of acoustic and electric roots music. You can follow him on Instagram (@The.Real.Lil.Tweed).
He is currently writing and producing an album with the Cold Beans and Bacon Orchestra.
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CREDITS
Episode 230 was written created and produced by J. Timothy Quirk
Recorded at WAPJ Torrington Community Radio
Packa Dermy Poo theme written and created and performed by Robert C. Fullerton (c)2018 and used with permission.
Talkin’ Tort Law Boogie by Lil’ Tweed (c)2019 and used with permission
Mister Tort Law by Kurt Boucher (c)2018 and used with permission
Eine Kleine Nachtmusik by Mozart
Res Pachadermus Judicata: Packa-Dermy Poo and the Tort Law written by J. Timothy Quirk
Packa-Dermy-Poo at the Tort Museum
Olivia Wadsworth as Kristine
Lana Peck                as Val
Kurt Boucher          as Simon
Rich Cyr                    as Beau
Jerry Crystal            as Redmond Herring
Kristin Moresi        as B. Thyme
Deborah Goodman  as Baliff
Darcy Abbott            as Judge Mellow
Jack Sheedy              as the Custodian
Toy Feasors
Jandi Hanna
Kurt Boucher
AJ Lin
Deborah Goodman
Darcy Abbott
We hope you enjoyed your trolley ride on Nutmeg Junction and may all your journeys bring you back to a happy home.

Episode 229:The Grey Whisper and The Phantom Flamingo

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In the 29th episode of the second season of Nutmeg Junction, the Grey Whisper returns! Madeleine Forthwright and her faithful companion, Rusty, visit Leominster, Massachusetts for the Johnny Appleseed Festival. But there’s another mysterious figure in the community: The Phantom Flamingo! Has the Grey Whisper met her match? Starring Jandi Hanna as The Grey Whisper, Rich Cyr as Rusty, AJ Lin as the Unofficial Comb Vendor, and introducing Amanda Yount as The Phantom Flamingo!
In the second story, KJ Johansen reprises her role as Virginia (Ginny) Wyles, the 19th century promoter whose motto is “there are a million bad ideas and she can find the least bad one!” Ginny pitches John Chapman who is about to embark on his journey involving apples, to consider a different fruit.

This episode is dedicated to Leominster, MA and WLPZ.

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AJ Lin as The Unofficial Comb Vendor, Rich Cyr as Rusty, Jandi Hanna as The Grey Whisper, Amanda Yount as the Phantom Flamingo

 

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Credits

Episode 229 was written, created and produced by J. Timothy Quirk and recorded at WAPJ Torrington, Community Radio

Music:

Mozart’s “Eine Kleine Nachtmusik”

Bach “Toccatta in Fugue”

Robert C. Fullerton “Serendip-History”

The Grey Whisper” The Phantom Flamingo

Jandi Hanna as the Grey Whisper

Rich Cyr as Rusty

Amanda Yount as The Phantom Flamingo

AJ Lin as The Unofficial Comb Vendor

Johnny Lemonseed
KJ Johansen as Virginia (Ginny Wyles)

Kurt Boucher as John Chapman

Jeff Savage as Nathaniel Chapman

Episode 228: Inspector Trompe-Loeil “Til Murder Do We Part”

Inspector Trompe-Loieil and Mademoisellet Quossont return to Nutmeg Junction starring Jandi Hanna and Olivia Wadsworth featuring an all star cast in our who-dunnit called “Til Murder Do We Part” With theme music by Robert C. Fullerton

Narrated by Jack Sheedy, Inspector Trompe-Loeiel stars Jandi Hanna as Inspector Trompe-Loeil, Olivia Wadsworth as Harriet Holmes, Rich Cyr as Nibbles, Lana Peck as Aunt Maggie, Kurt Boucher as Sidney Danforth, Dan Willey as Bartholomew Trilby, Deborah Goodman as  Ferrari Maneteau, AJ Lin as Portia Manteau, Kristin Moresi as Mavis Manteau,  introducing Kayla Soule as the Concierge and Jerry Crystal as Alex.

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CREDITS

Nutmeg Junction Episode 228 was written created and produced by J. Timothy Quirk

The program was recorded at WAPJ Torrington Community Radio

 

Jandi Hanna as Inspector Trompe-Loeil

Olivia Wadsworth as Mademoiselle Quossont

Rich Cyr as Nibbles

Lana Peck as Aunt Maggie

Kurt Boucher as Uncle Sidney

Deborah Goodman as Ferrari Manteau

AJ Lin as Portia Manteau

Kristin Moresi as Mavis Manteau

Dan Willey as Trilby

Kayla Soule as the Concierge

Jerry Crystal as Alex

Narrated by Jack Sheedy

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Episode 227: The Sesquipedalian

Episode 227: The Sesquipedalian of Nutmeg Junction features Kristin Moresi in the title role with Marilyn Olsen, Olivia Wadsworth, Phil Hall, Kurt Boucher, Jeff Savage, Jack Sheedy, Rebecca Rosewood and John Fabiani.  In the American west where words have the ultimate power, who else can win a reasoned and informed debate at high noon other than…the sesquipedalian? Find out in this episode!
Also featuring a bonus encore presentation of Thank Your Lucky Stars: What’s Kazoo with You? Featuring Jack Sheedy, Robert C. Fullerton with Kurt Boucher, Olivia Wadsworth, David Robinson and Jandi Hanna

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Show notes: This episode has already received considerable positive feedback from listeners who enjoyed the story of a word-slinger of the American West. The script took some time to develop and ultimately I believe the story pays off the premise’s promise. It is ultimately a message of admiration to the teachers, especially the English/Language Arts teachers, who inspired us.

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This is Kristin Moresi’s first starring role. Kristin joined us for Pride and Prejudice (as Jane Bennett) and we recorded this episode on the same day.

Marilyn Olsen made a welcome return to Junction as the inspiring teacher Ms. Tutor.

I enjoyed the idea of Kurt Boucher as the Mayor becoming Jeff Savage’s prospector character (NOOOOO!!!!!) and Phil Hall’s Marshall Withers becoming Jack Sheedy’s Withers as a member of Marshall Bull’s gang.
Marshall Bull was portrayed by Olivia Wadsworth who will be acting on stage in the Warner Theater’s “Wait Until Dark”  Sept 21-29 in Torrington, CT.

Rebecca Rosewood became the voice of “Willoughby”, Rebecca starred in last week’s episode “Pride and Incredulous”.

John Fabiani impressed us in last week’s episode with his British accent as Mr. Wickfull. In this episode he joined us as the American west barkeep. Lots of voices from Mr. Fabiani and we’re going to explore more in upcoming episodes!

The music was created by J. Timothy Quirk, a three or four chord number with whistling on reverb and some horse sounds embedded into it.

CREDITS

Episode 227: The Sesquipedalian

Was written, created and produced by J. Timothy Quirk and recorded at WAPJ Torrington Community Radio.

Starring:

Kristin Moresi as The Sesquipedalian

Marilyn Olsen as Ms. Tutor

Olivia Wadsworth as Marshall Bull

Kurt Boucher as Young Mayor

Jeff Savage as Old Prospector

Phil Hall as Young Withers

Jack Sheedy as Old Withers

Rebecca Rosewood as Willoughby

John Fabiani as The Bartender

Music by J. Timothy Quirk (c)2019

Episode 226: Austen-tacious: Pride and Incredulous

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In Season 2  Episode 26 of Nutmeg Junction, we present “Masters in Pieces Theater with Austen-Tacious: Pride and Incredulous” it posits the question “What would life be like for the Bennett family if they lived in modern day Litchfield, Connecticut. Written by J. Timothy Quirk, the program aired the weekend of 8/24/2019 through 8/26 on the stations that air the Nutmeg Junction radio program.

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Note: It only occurred to me when creating the artwork for the show that we should name it something other than Pride and Prejudice so I renamed it “Pride and Incredulous”

In this episode we welcome back Marilyn Olsen. Marilyn’s first performance with Junction was on Episode  14 “Battle of Elsenorift” and then she returned with the CT Lipstick Project for Episode 35 where she portrayed Inspector Trompe-Loeil in “3 Hours to Midnight”.  When Marilyn first says “OOOOHHHHH Mister Bennett…” it made me laugh and so happy. Marilyn will be in next week’s episode “The Sesquipedalian”.

 

We also welcome Kristin Moresi to Junction. Merosi portrays Jane Bennett in this piece. I enjoyed the say she says “Torrington” so magically in part two of this episode as if it were some far off land of wonder.  Merosi will return next week for The Sequipedalian in the title role.

We also welcome John Fabiani to Junction. Fabiani joins us for the first time as Mr. Wickfull. I really like his character choices on this episode and in the smaller role in “The Sequipedalian” next week, two very different characters with very different sounds.  I’m looking forward to seeing just how many voices he can do!

Speaking of the capacity for providing many voices, Rebecca Rosewood has been with us since Episode 220 (Death Plays the Ukulele” and shared her wonderful vocal talent most notably in last week’s episode (225) as Marcie Lyme in Harriet Holmes and the Long Game.  Rosewood portrays Liz Bennett and she nails it as Austen’s protagonist. I recommended to Rosewood that she look to the Jennifer Ehle version of the character as a guide and she did that!

Other stand outs:

Phil Hall as Mr. Collins has some particularly fun lines including his “pick up line” and subsequent qualifier and modifier which seems so befitting a modern take on the character.

The music for the dance scene was created by my daughter, Mariel. Thank you!

Jack Sheedy has a particularly identifiable “voice” that I can write to and when I wrote the announcer, I had that voice in mind, also allowing him to ad-lib some of the lines.

Melissa Gabehart’s Lydia was a fun counterbalance to the wild Lydia of the book because in modern America, Lydia wouldn’t be that wild at all. It reminds me that I need to write a new Snarflepoofs segment for a future episode so we can have Melissa’s “Sneetchey” return!

There was a portion of the story where I sing (as Kitty) in falsetto My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean perfectly dreadfully. While editing, I found 1) it wasn’t needed 2) it wasn’t as funny as it was doing it live. 3) it took too much time in the story and there was no way to edit it down sufficiently to make it work, so I removed it and the episode is better for it.

Olivia’s delivery of “I’ve been invited to a “mosh-pit”. I don’t know what it is, but it sounds DIVINE” makes me laugh.

Kurt Boucher’s juxtaposition of yelling “I shall have it!” and his “ad work” in selling an energy provider service is inspirational.

Jeff Savage as Mr. Bennett is perfectly cast and his delivery in every line is pitch perfect. His character’s discussion of “mascara” was a favorite during the recording session.

We want to thank Nicole Boucher for providing some guidance and feedback on the script.

For the cover art, we didnt have the actors dressed up as their characters so i was going to do a “group photo” before looking at the covers to some pride and prejudice volumes where there’s just a silhouette. Generally speaking I dont have a lot of profile photos of the cast, everyone is usually standing in front of their mics and I’m at the seat at the board but one night Jandi Hanna took some photos and one photo of Olivia seemed to be the best candidate for the attempt and with some work, we now have the silhouette cover.

CREDITS

AUSTEN-TACIOUS: PRIDE AND INCREDULOUS

BY J. TIMOTHY QUIRK

 

MR. BNNETT        Jeff Savage

MRS. BENNETT   Marilyn Olsen

JANE                      Kristin Moresi

LIZ                         Rebecca Rosewood

LYDIA                   Melissa Gabehart

KITTY                   Olivia Wadsworth

Mr. Wickfull         John Fabiani

Marcey                  Kurt Boucher

Mr. Collins            Phil Hall

DJ JazzyJackSheedy  Jack Sheedy

Episode 225: Harriet Holmes and the Long Game Plus Spaceship Junction 2

In Nutmeg Junction episode 225, we enjoy another Harriet Holmes story “The Long Game” featuring Olivia Wadsworth as Harriet Holmes with Rich Cyr, Jandi Hanna, J. Timothy Quirk and Rebecca Roseswood.

Then we have Spaceship Junction Episode 2: The Gravity of the Moment featuring Patrick Quirk as Ensign Patrick, Rich Cyr as Captain Puffle and J. Timothy Quirk as the voice of the Junction Instruction.
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It was fun to revisit the Harriet Holmes character with a one-off adventure.  We recorded the audio in different times and settings which made the editing process more of a challenge than usual but the end result flows well.
The second story was with Ensign Patrick and Captain Puffle and introduces Navigation officer Mariel. This was a lot of fun for Patrick and Mariel to work together.
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CREDITS
Nutmeg Junction 225 written created and produced by J. Timothy Quirk and recorded at WAPJ Torrington community radio.
Harriet Holmes: The Long Game
Olivia Wadsworth as Harriet Holmes
Jandi Hanna as Ms. Jenkins
Rebecca Rosewood as Marcie Lyme
Rich Cyr as Wallace Lyme
J. Timothy Quirk as Otis
Spaceship Junction 2
Patrick Quirk as Ensign Patrick
Mariel Quirk as Navigation Officer Mariel
Rich Cyr as Captain Puffle

Episode 224: Spaceship Junction 1

Nutmeg Junction Episode 224 is an examination of SPACE! First we introduce a new series called “Spaceship Junction”  where Ensign Patrick and Captain Puffle begin an adventure that will impart some knowledge on space travel and science! Then we return to some favorite Space stories, “Blaze Jackson: Galaxy Adjuster” and “Space Sentries:

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This fun space set features a new way to share some real information about science in a fun and entertaining way in Spaceship Junction. This first story features Ensign Patrick (Patrick Quirk) with Captain Puffle (Rich Cyr) and we learn about what the Karman line is.  We hope this is an ongoing part of Junction.

There were many fun aspects of this show. My nephew took on his first radio acting duties as Ensign Patrick. Patrick joined us for the live show in April and since then I wanted to have him experience what it was like to record at the studio! We hope to do many more with this creative and talented young man!

I also found the opportunity in the Go-No Go poll to feature some friends from across the North American continent! I invited friends from Illinois, New Mexico, Arizona, western New York, upper central New York, Massachusetts and Canada to add their voices

It was a challenge to put every piece together but once completed, I feel it worked to give a full audio experience of the launch of the spaceship.

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Credits

Nutmeg Junction Episode 224 was written, created and produced by J. Timothy Quirk

Spaceship Junction theme created and performed by Robert C. Fullerton (c)2019

Spaceship Junction Episode 1: attack of the Karman line

Patrick Quirk as Ensign Patrick

Rich Cyr as Captain Puffle

J. Timothy Quirk as the Junction Instruction announcer

with the vocal talent of:

Janean Baird

Laurel Briggs

Carlo Dall’olmo

Julie Frayn

Karen Glosser

Tommy Manning

Stephanie Walters Rowe

and J Timothy Quirk

 

 

Episode 223: Tales of Intrigue! Plus: Poetry!

Introducing a parody of the stolid 60’s era detectives in Los Angeles comes TALES OF INTRIGUE: starring Phil Hall as Rutledge and Kurt Boucher as Haldeman. In this episode the duo infiltrate the Poetry scene with fool proof disguises: rented bandannas but when one bandanna falls off, will they be discovered for the agents of the status quo?
Then Nutmeg Junction cast members share .favorite poems from times gone by. Enjoy these trips on the trolley ride of imagination on Nutmeg Junction: America’s NEW Old Time Radio program!

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CREDITS

Episode 223: was written, created and produced by J. Timothy Quirk.

The majority of the program was recorded at WAPJ Torrington Community Radio. Some segments were recorded separately at offsite locations.

Some music courtesy of youtube royalty free music-selections where attribution is not required.

Serendiphistory theme used in the poetry segment was written, created and performed by Robert C. Fullerton ©2018 and used with permission.

CAST:

PHIL HALL AS JAMES RUTLEDGE

KURT BOUCHER AS HALDEMAN

JEFF SAVAGE AS CHIEF

RICH CYR AS COFFEE SHOP BARISTA

JANDI HANNA AS MAMA MOONSHINE

REBECCA ROSEWOOD AS FLOWER

 

POETRY SEGMENT

PHIL HALL READING OZYMANDIUS WRITTEN BY PERCY SHELLEY

KURT BOUCHER READING DRIED APPLE PIES BY ANONYMOUS

OLIVIA WADSWORTH READING EL DORADO BY EDGAR ALLAN POE

RICH CYR READING A SONG BY JOHN DRYDEN

JACK SHEEDY READING MY LAST DUCHESS BY ROBERT BROWNING

REBECCA ROSEWOOD READING SHAKESPEARE’S SONNET 18

J. TIMOTHY QUIRK READING THE SECOND COMING BY WB YEATS