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Episode 230: Tort Law Day


In the 30th episode of season 2 of Nutmeg Junction we celebrate “Tort Law Day”. Tort Law Day is the idea of the American Museum of Tort Law which was founded by Ralph Nader and located in Winsted, Connecticut.

The episode has a Packa-Dermy-Poo mystery squad story starring the squad of Lana Peck, Kurt Boucher, Rich Cyr, Olivia Wadsworth and Packa Dermy Poo as himself and featuring Jerry Crystal, Deborah Goodman, Kristin Moresi, Jack Sheedy and Darcy Abbott.
Then we enjoy a song by Lil’ Tweed called Talking Tort Law Boogie.
Our short story was “Toy-Feasors” about an unscrupulous toy company featuring Jandi Hanna, Kurt Boucher, AJ Lin, Darcy Abbott and Jerry Crystal.
We close out the episode with a fun song previously aired called “Mister Tort Law’ with Kurt Boucher and Lana Peck.
October 5th is Tort Law Day at the American Museum of Tort Law. there will be VIP speakers and the event will have the keynote by Senator Sheldon Whitehouse (RI)
The direct link to the Talkin’ Tort Law Boogie can be found HERE!

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Lil Tweed is a singer/songwriter of acoustic and electric roots music. You can follow him on Instagram (@The.Real.Lil.Tweed).
He is currently writing and producing an album with the Cold Beans and Bacon Orchestra.
Episode 230 was written created and produced by J. Timothy Quirk
Recorded at WAPJ Torrington Community Radio
Packa Dermy Poo theme written and created and performed by Robert C. Fullerton (c)2018 and used with permission.
Talkin’ Tort Law Boogie by Lil’ Tweed (c)2019 and used with permission
Mister Tort Law by Kurt Boucher (c)2018 and used with permission
Eine Kleine Nachtmusik by Mozart
Res Pachadermus Judicata: Packa-Dermy Poo and the Tort Law written by J. Timothy Quirk
Packa-Dermy-Poo at the Tort Museum
Olivia Wadsworth as Kristine
Lana Peck                as Val
Kurt Boucher          as Simon
Rich Cyr                    as Beau
Jerry Crystal            as Redmond Herring
Kristin Moresi        as B. Thyme
Deborah Goodman  as Baliff
Darcy Abbott            as Judge Mellow
Jack Sheedy              as the Custodian
Toy Feasors
Jandi Hanna
Kurt Boucher
AJ Lin
Deborah Goodman
Darcy Abbott
We hope you enjoyed your trolley ride on Nutmeg Junction and may all your journeys bring you back to a happy home.

Episode 20: “Looking Forward To It”

A delayed trolley allows a father and son to reconnect over the memories of Saturday morning cartoons.

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Jeff Savage and David Macharelli as “Dad and Jake” in “Looking Forward to It”

Jeff Savage and David Macharelli helm this featured episode hearkening back to when Saturday mornings were meant for a bowl of cereal and cartoons on the television. The story is really a contemplation about “time”. Starting out the second half of our inaugural season of audio-theater, Nutmeg Junction presents an episode that takes the anthology series to a different level.

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Director Jandi Hanna, Lana Peck and Kurt Boucher in “Looking Forward to It”

Directed by Jandi Hanna (her prior directorial work for the show was episode 18 “Battle of Elsenorift”) this talented cast all have moments in the spotlight.


Of particular interest for this show is the music. Robert C. Fullerton, the official troubadour of Nutmeg Junction show, creates a special theme for Packy-Dermy-Poo, our miniature Elephant mystery.

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Kurt Boucher created an ode to tort law the way “schoolhouse’ style public service announcements might present the topic with contributions by Lana Peck and Nicole Boucher.

Lana Peck and Mik Walker’s 1998 “Jellybean Stomp” was the perfect theme for the SNARFLEPOOFS!

And apologies all around to anyone who has the “Snarfleday Song” still stuck in their heads. It was created and performed on guitar by J. Timothy Quirk and sung by the whole cast.


Regarding the main story:

Jake and his father speak with an understanding of the other’s knowledgebase and not everything said is spoken with words. During rehearsal we discussed where the father was going and why and the performance by Jeff Savage and David Macharelli demonstrated deep insight into the characters. As the writer, I’m incredibly proud of this piece and thrilled it came to life the way it did.

Regarding Snarflepoofs 1 and 2

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It seemed there was a time when cartoons were created specifically to sell a line of toys. I won’t go into specific names. But whenever there was a large troupe of characters in a cartoon, it was usually (it seemed) because they were selling figures of each character and the cartoon was completely secondary to that effort. The cartoons usually told some generic and forgettable “lesson” about “friendship” or “sharing” or “being nice”.  I thought it would be funny if a cartoon was used to teach something a lot greater, like general philosophy. So that’s the idea of how Snaflepoofs was created. We make references to Rene Descartes (Day Cart says, “call me Cogito!” Plato (who wants to go into my cave and stare at the wall?” and Nietche (Sneetchey steals the show here-nice work by new addition to the team “Melissa Gabehart”)

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The song for the holiday song just made me laugh. It’s three chords, generic and infectious.  During editing I added in the jinglebells, then expanded the guitar-work to fit the narration so that at the end of each narrated segment, we came back to the refrain.

The largest segment of the show is Packy-Dermy-Poo, the homage to the “teen mystery solvers with an animal” genre. The story nearly wrote itself. I enjoyed immensely the idea of a character specifically named Redmond Herring (red herring).  Packy Dermy Poo may be a one-off parody but I loved the laughter at the end and included it in the audio. It fits within the framework of the cartoon but it also demonstrates the fun we have creating Nutmeg Junction.

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Mister Tort Law is wonderful, a creation from the mind of Kurt Boucher. I reached out to the musical cast members about what they wanted to create for the show, giving free reign. Kurt came up with the idea of teaching the concepts of torts in the PSA format. Fantastic. We may do an entire tort episode and base it in Winsted where the American Museum of Tort Law is located and we’ll use that song again.

We had a separate PSA that was non-musical and was a parody of the “ad for a TV disguised as a PSA but instead of saying a generic lesson, we taught Einstein’s law of relativity.  It was a good idea but there was no time for it once the foley was added to the other segments during editing.

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Written, created and produced by J. Timothy Quirk (c) 2018

recorded at WAPJ in Torrington, CT

Directed by Jandi Hanna

Starring Jeff Savage  as Dad in the main story, Plato in Snarflepoofs, Redmond Herring in Packy Dermy Poo

David Macharelli as Jake in the main story, Day Cart in Snarflepoofs and Chuck in Packy Dermy Poo

Kurt Boucher as Mister Tortlaw, Renny in Snarflepoofs and Simon in Packy Dermy Poo

Nicole Boucher as Mister Tortlaw’s friend

Rich Cyr as Beau in Packy Dermy Poo

Mellisa Gabehart as the Passenger, as Sneetchey in Snarflepoofs

Jandi Hanna the narrator in Snarflepoofs and Professor Culpritt in Packy Dermy Poo

Lana Peck as Chum in Mister Tort Law, Princess Simone in Snarflepoofs and Val in Packy Dermy Poo

Olivia Wadsworth as Princess Wollstonecraft in Snarflepoofs and Kristine in Packy Dermy Poo

J. Timothy Quirk as the conductor

Packy Dermy Poo as himself


Mister TortLaw written and performed by Kurt Boucher with singing by Lana Peck and Nicole Boucher. © 2018 Used with permission.

Snarflepoofs theme/Jellybean stomp was written and performed by Lana Peck and Mik Walker ©1998 used with permission

Snarfleday written by J. Timothy Quirk and performed by all cast members of Episode 20 ©2018 and used with permission

Nutmeg Junction End Credits (c)2018 Robert C. Fullerton and used with permission

We hope you enjoyed the episode and may all of your journeys bring you back to a happy home.